When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
This went to a great place.
We are all brothers and sisters because we all have the same father
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker