Install Theme

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
gay-writes
vanjalen:

CRYING

vanjalen:

CRYING

yeezius

"I hate the fact you always feel like you have to be going somewhere, like the end destination is to be finished, or to be happy. But the truth is a lot of us are completely lost, and we don’t know, and that is also a state of mind, to not know who you are and where you’re going."

Lykke Li 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

wordsthat-speak

hazehgrace:

frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING

frostied

dumpsterdog:

deonte-s:

actually

image

actually

image

wait actually

image

image

image

passivepsycho

"It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless."

(via psych-facts)

dailydoseofstuf

blackvassal:

soulgems:

I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he protected me through the whole game and even shot his own teammates but the greatest part is that when his friend called him a traitor he rolled his eyes and turned to me and apologized for his friend being “a total noob”

children

soulgems

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

theorgyorganizer

"You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be."

Marilyn Manson (via helpfvl)

dafukinsun

ATTENTION

themattyhealy:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

you gotta follow milf porn blogs as well then

savanaugh

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

asscrab
andrewbelami

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

image

Dirt

image

Funeral Home

image

Weed

image

Grass

image

Holy Water

image

Laundromat

image

Leather

image

New Zealand 

image

Play-Doh 

image

Wet Garden

image

Tomato

image

Suntan Lotion

image

Sex on the Beach

image

Riding Crop

image

Soap

image

And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

allo-nsy
coronaeatsbabies:

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

IN TEARS … TOO CUTE

coronaeatsbabies:

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

IN TEARS … TOO CUTE

becomebraver
NEXT PAGE