how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
gO FIX IT
rolls up sleeves.
please fix this
- hot sex
- a warm shower
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button
its called faith
"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"
"the first disney princess to be crown—"
"the first dis—"
let’s try that again
There is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people on the Internet yelling "YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG!" at each other.
As a Masters student I can vouch for this.
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this