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celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

celsisus

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

chicagno

thetowndrugdealer:

thetowndrugdealer:

We are all brothers and sisters because we all have the same father

Papa John

thetowndrugdealer

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

howunpleasant

popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

gaydicks420

Here’s to the kids who have been called fat before and haven’t felt confident ever since.

toinfinityanndbeyonnd

make me choose
↳ taystee or poussey (asked by mybodywakesup)

trashybooksforladies

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

standardgaydad

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

bewbin

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

breakfastburritoe
sour-watermelons

ellenalsop:

only 6 more until I have a complete sticker set for AX!

ellenalsop

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

alvxandra
twinkslayer2007:

pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food

twinkslayer2007:

pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food

azzpuzzy

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

himelistic
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