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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

bearsnbritts

unclefather:

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

unclefather

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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dw

5targuitar:

sammneiland:

xpsychohogx:

korillaz:

are you fucking kidding me  

gO FIX IT

rolls up sleeves.

please fix this

korillaz

Things I am currently craving

- hot sex
- a warm shower
- milkshake
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses 
- nuggets

beyonceinfo

cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

johnfkennedy

anglosexual:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"

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"the first disney princess to be crown—"

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"the first dis—"

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let’s try that again

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larwrence
pbbbtht:

I am afraid

pbbbtht:

I am afraid

pbbbtht

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

*whispers* catpuccino

exornali

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

plnts

sclez:

durendals:

There is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people on the Internet yelling "YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG!" at each other.

As a Masters student I can vouch for this.

durendals

o-k-compooper:

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous

why aren’t we doing this

souschen

doghugs:

beep beep angry queer coming through

"God damn it, there are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked."

J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via heroincest)

heroincest
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