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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

crunchbuttsteak

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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divinedorothy

h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

h0llo

kilikilibobili:

leupagus:

Role model

#every woman should have a butterfly knife  #and just play with it while dudes ask her dumb things (via leupagus)

ms-moretz

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

j-groffy

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

cyberho

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

solarcrashx

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
neptunain

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

everywordinexistence
sighsomemore

janinebrody:

zevranarinais:

People who go on baby name sites

  • Expecting parents
  • Gamers naming their rpg characters
  • writers
zevranarinais
the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

srsfunny

rockgaara:

championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

Reblogging this because, despite not being from the States, this fucking thing happens around the world! Why pay workers what we deserve?

-teesa-
passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

passionpayne:

THE THRILLING SAGA

katara
nezucrossing